I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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