Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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