I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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