We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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