So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
handjob tips. give me some.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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