hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Randomize
