I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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