Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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