I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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