Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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