if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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