O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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