i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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