no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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