Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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