Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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