I can't watch pbs sober anymore
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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