No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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