At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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