I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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