question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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