At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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