its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
