Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He shit in the fireplace
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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