I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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