chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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