why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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