her vagine was all disorganized.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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