Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I supernannyed him into submission
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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