I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
