Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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