i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
