You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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