But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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