Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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