You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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