I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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