Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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