69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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