I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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