Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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