I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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