I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My dick has a subreddit
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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