I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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