Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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