Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Randomize
