She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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