My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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