Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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