What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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