That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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