and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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