You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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