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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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