Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Please, let me fuck your mom
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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