hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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