Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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