I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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