So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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